Dressed for (Acoustical) Success

A little too late for Christmas, but I recently came across this garment, something all noise geeks will want to have in their closets.

Of course, if they develop matching pants, where do you think the microphone will go?

And, now that I think about it, wouldn't a hat make more sense? I mean, who listens with their chest hairs?

And speaking of chests (uh-oh), if a woman should don the Noise T, shouldn't there be some way to account for, um, "shielding" effects?

OK, I'm going to stop now.